28 6 / 2010
"Megan Fox is a pretty talkative person. Wait, no, she’s a pretty talkative woman. She’s a pretty talkative woman who makes a lot of dudes happy by playing the sexy chick. And on top of that, she’s talked about how her male boss, Michael Bay, can be kind of a jerk. And Michael Bay tends to dismiss her “silly” ramblings about how he’s narcissistic and creepy and made her wash his Ferrari wearing a bikini in order to get a part in Transformers. Which she should apparently be really, really grateful for, since whenever people talk about her, they like to throw in the “don’t bite the hand that feeds you” admonishment. To which I say, what if that hand is also trying to grab your ass?"