10 5 / 2012
"The star of one’s honesty. And you spend your life groping for it, but once it’s out it never lights again. I don’t think he went very far. He probably just wanted to be alone to watch his star go out."
10 5 / 2012
jaleel white
“Diiiiiiiiid IIIIIIIIII doooooooo thaaaaaaaaaaaat?” - slow-motion melting Urkel
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16 4 / 2012
Do you think Andy Serkus was hired to do the motion capture for the Tupac hologram at Coachella?
10 4 / 2012
"She now fully recognizes that she was hazed, and she later depledged the sorority. But she says, “those girls sitting in the front of the car who were hazing me into near death, they were victims too.” She cites Milgram’s classic 1963 study in which he had people “shock” other study participants and Philip Zimbardo’s 1973 Stanford Prison Experiment, and she concludes that “otherwise thoughtful people can act in atrocious ways.” That may be true, but it doesn’t absolve them of any wrongdoing."
Milgram and Zimbardo?! Looks like someone took AP Psych!
(http://jezebel.com/5900558/dartmouth-sorority-girl-goes-public-with-her-hazing-nightmare)
05 4 / 2012
#Kickstarter is awesome and I’m having such fun getting my children’s book funded. Wanted to share the moral of the story with you:
The moral of the story tells all that there is:
Imagination is the only thing worth teaching a kid.
From there they will go wherever they will,
Mount Everest, Mars—even Capitol Hill.
My friend Nick is kickstarting a delightful children’s book with a wonderful moral. He has a huge heart, so reach into your tiny wallet and help him out.
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01 12 / 2011
I was able to look ahead with hope even after the rising civil unrest, the downgrade from AAA to AA, and the unironic popularity of joke-band LMFAO. But this? America, what are you doing? At least you could have made it the McRib. Come on.
30 11 / 2011
"The irony of multitasking is that it’s exhausting; when you’re doing two or more things simultaneously, you use more energy than the sum of energy required to do each task independently. You’re also cheating yourself because you’re not doing anything excellently. You’re compromising your virtuosity."
27 10 / 2011
NYC Style or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Penn Station
New York can be daunting to the traveler or transplant with low style-self-esteem. It is a notoriously fashionable place, home to very celebrated fashion weeks, Fifth Avenue, SoHo, a few seasons of Top Model, a handful of H&Ms, and even an American Eagle in Times Square. People from all over the world come to New York to shop at the original Macy’s, the original Saks, and any of our many Forever 21s. Well-coiffed rail thin women tottering about in their sky high Manolos alongside their delicately chiseled male counterparts might make you think you’re never fully dressed without a paper sack over your face. But take heart! There’s a place where everyone can feel like the most beautiful person in all Manhattan.
Two words: Penn Station.
Yes! Nestled between Chelsea and Hell’s Kitchen, Penn Station is a smorgasbord of hastily made business decisions, transients, ill-advised tourists, convention goers, and people who begrudgingly work in the area. You know who won’t judge you for pairing dirty sneakers with your rumpled suit? The many Children International and Greenpeace drones milling about 34th street! Or the habitually striking Verizon employees! Or the phalanx of caribbean men in Harold Square trying to shuffle you onto a Greyline bus tour of the top of the Empire State Building! The point is: people in corporate issued tee-shirts don’t care what you’re wearing!
Maybe that still isn’t enough for you. Maybe you want to adopt a new look, reinvent yourself. You can do that, too! Shop for wares you can only find in NYC at any of the neighborhood’s many boutiques such as Old Navy, Foot Locker, Sketchers, Gap, Victoria’s Secret, and famed New York surf establishment Billabong. And after you’ve shopped yourself silly, pop in for a frozen-yogurt/cupcake/iced-coffee/sushi/pizza/manicure/pedicure/eyebrow-threading/iphone-case at any of the delis in the neighborhood.
Still feeling down in the frumps about your style? You just had a $1 slice while you had your eyebrows shaped for $6.24 while sporting your sick new shape-ups - what more do you need? Well, if you’re in need of one last boost, just take a walk and feast your eyes on the double-wide asses (tourist and local, alike!) traipsing down the street! Sure, you’ll see people who look better than you, but I promise you are not the weirdest trainwreck on that block. And no one is terrible looking in an ironic way. Everyone is genuinely not giving a shit. Join them, won’t you?
